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too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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cute-overload:

s***, we’ve been spotted!http://cute-overload.tumblr.com
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luckyfilbert:

betheboy:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

Fuck.This.Shit.


In the interest of full disclosure, what TECHNICALLY happened was 40* Republicans voted against the motion to advance this bill to debate. So basically, they voted to keep sitting on it. It’s a political maneuver that lets them claim (honestly) that they never voted AGAINST equal pay … while preventing anyone from actually voting on equal pay. 

*There are 48 Republicans in the Senate—40 voted Nay, 8** didn’t vote. All Republican women voted Nay.

**Fun fact: This measure needed 60 votes to pass. All 52 Dems voted Yay. If the 8 Republicans who sat out*** had voted Yay, the measure would have passed and there could’ve been a real debate and pass/fail vote**** on the bill.

***Sometimes Senators sit out so they don’t have a vote on their record. Sometimes they sit out because they’re off golfing.

****Having a real debate could also lead to sending the bill back to committee for amendment, which should be what Republicans want IF, as they claim, they’re opposed to this bill because it has Unforeseen Consequences. But instead they’re just blocking all action. tl;dr they don’t want a better version of this bill, they want no version of this bill.

Actions on the bill here; results of the 9/15 cloture motion here.

luckyfilbert:

betheboy:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

Fuck.This.Shit.

In the interest of full disclosure, what TECHNICALLY happened was 40* Republicans voted against the motion to advance this bill to debate. So basically, they voted to keep sitting on it. It’s a political maneuver that lets them claim (honestly) that they never voted AGAINST equal pay … while preventing anyone from actually voting on equal pay.

*There are 48 Republicans in the Senate—40 voted Nay, 8** didn’t vote. All Republican women voted Nay.

**Fun fact: This measure needed 60 votes to pass. All 52 Dems voted Yay. If the 8 Republicans who sat out*** had voted Yay, the measure would have passed and there could’ve been a real debate and pass/fail vote**** on the bill.

***Sometimes Senators sit out so they don’t have a vote on their record. Sometimes they sit out because they’re off golfing.

****Having a real debate could also lead to sending the bill back to committee for amendment, which should be what Republicans want IF, as they claim, they’re opposed to this bill because it has Unforeseen Consequences. But instead they’re just blocking all action. tl;dr they don’t want a better version of this bill, they want no version of this bill.

Actions on the bill here; results of the 9/15 cloture motion here.

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zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

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marchingartsphotos:

liveituplayitdownlaughoutloud:

death-rae:

flute-ninjas-unite:

i-bang-bosendorfers:

into battle

I’ll be there as bassoon as I can

wonder if his tire got a flat

Who cares he looks Sharp!

It keeps getting better.  

marchingartsphotos:

liveituplayitdownlaughoutloud:

death-rae:

flute-ninjas-unite:

i-bang-bosendorfers:

into battle

I’ll be there as bassoon as I can

wonder if his tire got a flat

Who cares he looks Sharp!

It keeps getting better.  

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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.